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  Fan interview with Coffie  

(Brainy Kitten)
Sun Sign - Aquarius
Color - Orange
School of Magic - Beauxbatons



A born performer and adrenaline junkie, Coffie was dancing, swimming, and beating boys at sports by the age of 4. Given the nickname, The Terminator, by the National Youth Soccer Association, Coffie has always craved competition and outlets for her aggression.

Intellectual stimulation is another addiction for Coffie. Raised by two highly successful parents and influenced by her grandfather who graduated college in his teens and holds 8 PhD's, it is evident the fruit didn't fall far from the tree.

While the rest of the kittens are raiding the frig, veging next to the TV or tinkering away on a greasy car, Coffie is on the treadmill reading a New York Times best selling novel, either that or off writing her own! She also seems to find fun in reading the dictionary and not just English dictionaries, Coffie speaks several languages and knows fluent sign language.

Aside from the obvious, Coffie's pastimes are wakeboarding, zip-lining and correcting Peps pathetic attempt at the English language. Above all, Coffie loves getting the crowd involved in the shows and proves that despite a genius IQ she knows how to have a good time!




Step away from the snack bar! You don't have to be thin to be beautiful but you also shouldn't fill your body with useless sugar and empty carbs. Brain food will give you energy, increase your output and make you feel great, inside and out - this is the key to beauty!

Oh, and black mascara and a good eyelash curling!

MOST IMPORTANTLY: Always love what is underneath, it completes the package.


Reading, writing, studying anything new, working out, foreign languages, motocross riding and finding new ways to cheat on repetitive quick change bass lines.



Carol Kaye, Madonna, Terri Nunn, Billy Joel, Gwen Stefani, Luscious Jackson


"Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together." - George C. Lichtenberg

"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one." - E. B. White

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." - Mohandas Gandhi

"Make everyday count!"